CREDIT CRUNCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay so we are now officially in a recession! So what were we in before? As I thought the whole credit crunch we have been experiencing for the last few months was the crux of a recession. It’s all to do with figures really!

Here’s some advice to see you through, all eating out must cease. If you enjoy your food like I do- YOU BETTER LEARN HOW TO COOK!!! No more Nando’s, Mr Jerks, Wagamama’s not even McDonalds. Shucks all them £’s mount up you know. Take left over dinner to work, even if means you have to eat rice all week, you better add some tuna, corn beef or suttin lol

Do not look at my fashion updates – shut your eyes, as you may be influenced to go out and spend money that you don’t have. Shop in Peacocks, Matalan, Primark jeez Mark One if you have to. Believe me no one will ever know, especially if you jazz up your items with a bit of colour. Or if push comes to shove just borrow your friend’s clothes, shoes what ever!

Use Orange wed (2 for 1) when attending the cinema although this luxury should be at the bottom of the list. If not then you can always try the illegal route of downloading films or buying DVD’s off the street vendors. (I am not condoning either)

If you see any loose change on the floor, don't hesitate PICK IT UP! Don’t be too proud now, as we all know every penny helps. No more holidays abroad, just pop down to Brighton once the sun pop’s out. I’ll keep you posted with more money saving tips…

All jokes aside as long as you cut back and use your money wisely there is no reason why you can’t get through this recession. God has your back don’t worry!