Friday, 10 July 2009

Five types of women all men hate!!!!!!



I stumbled across a blog called The Fly Guy Chronicles and he posted an interesting piece about the types of women men don’t like. I don't always believe everything I read and don't follow these rules/tips like a second hand bible or anything, but it is always interesting to hear a brother’s perspective on things.

We can’t always follow the advice that our home girls tell us and if like me (what I used to do) you tend to go to a handful of people to relay your relationship dilemma and get a mixed bag of advice. E.g. What you should do/ What you should have done/ No I wouldn’t stand for that/ He did what? blah, blah, blah. Your sometimes left more confused than when you started. So of course listen to your girl friends but if you’re lucky enough to have a PLATONIC male friend then I think it’s always good to hear his thoughts. As he is after all a man and he should kind of know how the male species operate?!?! Check out the 5 types below......

1. Ms. “Stick In The Mud”
This woman never seems to have any fun … ever. Her idea of a good time is probably a quiet evening at home reading the encyclopedia while eating a Lean Cuisine. On top of that, she doesn’t know how to give or take a joke, since she takes herself way too seriously. Will you relax … please?

2. Ms. “No One Else”Ms. “No One Else” wants all of your free time—every single second of it. As soon as the two of you get close, she stops talking to all of her friends and expects you to do the same. Some men may reluctantly agree, but that arrangement soon grows old.

3. Ms. “Something To Prove”Ms. “Something To Prove” has always worked hard to show the world she was capable of doing anything she set her mind to. And while the entire male population applauds her strength, we get kind of tired of her reminding us about it throughout the entire date.

“I’ve got a good job.”
“I don’t need a man to do anything for me.”
“I’ve always been independent.”
“I’m going to write a book encouraging other women to be strong like me.”

Honestly, we’d rather listen to a Paula Abdul Greatest Hits album than to sit through an entire evening of that.

4. Ms. “Read My Mind”
For some reason, Ms. “Read My Mind” expects her man to know exactly what she’s thinking at all times. As a result, she constantly tests him, using his responses to gauge his level of love. This type of behavior should be avoided, as very few men are interested in dealing with the constant guessing games.

5. Ms. “Chatterbox”Communication serves as the cornerstone for all serious relationships. However, some women overdo it a bit. The problem with Ms. “Chatterbox” is that she spends most of her time talking, and none of it listening. Before long, this type of woman grows even more annoying than that one drunk uncle who always tries to hit on your female friends.

1 comment:

Fab Black Woman said...

LOL!
I went through all of them, thought, "nah, none of them is me"..and then got to "Miss Chatterbox" and thought ooops.
we thank God that His grace is sufficient enough..there's still time to work on that one!

ps i've fallen in love with your blog already ;)

Related Posts with Thumbnails