Say it ain't so...

What the BEEP?!?!?! Have you looked outside your window? It’s Feb the 1st and there is at least 2 inches of snow outside. I feel sorry for any of ya’ll that have to leave the house tomorrow, as I am not leaving for nothing yo!
Global warming huh….maybe….. I mean I know they predicted snow but I didn't predict this. Apparently it’s only going to get worse; you better put on your long johns and thermal vests.